Quincho Style…

Believe it or not, the Quincho Project does pay attention to world events and important cultural discoveries.  Case in point, let’s think about the Psy/Kim Jong-un dual personality thing for a bit.  Follow along with me.

Your grandfather creates a lunocracy out of the ashes of the Korean War.  Your dad is ridiculed mercilessly in “Team America”, even singing the Oscar nominated song “I’m So Rone-ry”.  You’re sent off to private school in Switzerland with your posse and a lot of cash, getting a taste of Western decadence at it’s best.

Now your dad’s dead and you have to go back and run a country so severely effed up there’s no lights at night seen by satellite and you have to dress like this with an awful haircut?  Nothing but angry generals, politicians, accountants.  No night life, no discos, no hot chicks. No wonder he looks so pissed off:

As in “The Shining”, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, so at night, since you own the whole effing country, you sneak through a tunnel burrowed through the DMZ, get dressed in the wildest togs you’ve scored when you lived in Europe, and become a rapper hanging out in the most fashionable parts of Seoul:

You really like musicals like your dad, but being a Gen Xer (or a little younger, I guess) you’re going to do YouTube vids instead.

Can’t do that in PRNK, doesn’t look right, so instead he makes videos of NYC and Obama in flames all for domestic consumption.

I think I’m onto something here, this obviously looks like the same guy to me… I wonder if the CIA has figured this out yet?


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Dedicated to the pursuit of all forms of live fire cooking and the thoughtful prose it evokes. Whether prodding at a dying fire, patiently waiting on a perfect steak or simply contemplating a thin blue curl of smoke - I am truly at peace.
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